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Peter Dragon
May 26, 2012
Even though I'm the "big" guy as my name suggests, I am also the eternal romatic always looking for a way to sweep my lady off her feet and into bed. I thought for sure these rose pedals strewn across our brand new satin sheets and the room softly glowing with candles everywhere that the roses would do the trick and I would be in for a glorious night of frollicing in the pedals suck-cumming to the sweet smell of American Beauties. When my Cleopatra laid her delicate posteur on the stage of our passion I had visions of gigantic and explosive orgasms. Instead I got a lover who screamed like finger nails on a chalk board, "WHAT the hell are these?" The "Bed of Roses", unlike their velvet smooth look-a-likes, were as tough and scrathy as an unshavin' sailor. My queen gave me exactly ten seconds to clean her throne or I take my imitation rose pedals and use them with the palm sisters to please my expectations of her majesty.

Advantages: You don't have to find a florist to buy the real thing and pluck the pedals off one by one while avoiding the thorns of a dissatisfied temptress all in the name of expediency and saving a couple of bucks. Trust me, she will not be impressed or pleased with your resourefulness.

Disadvantages: Finding yourself in the wood pile trying to soothe your injured ego with phoney rose pedals and the smell of loneliness.
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Nicole
Feb 15, 2012
I used these to decorate the stairs leading to the bedroom for Valentines night with the candles leading the way. They are really pretty and don't look fake.

Advantages: -Cute invitation card

Disadvantages: -The pedals didn't smell.
-For the price I think it should have came with more pedals.
-Should have had scented candles
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Tara Martin-Meli
Oct 23, 2012
I didnt like these one bit! First off they didnt feel or smell like roses, for what were paying or them, I would think we would get a lot more rose petals. I do not recommend buying them if youre trying to score bonus points or have a romantic evening, these are no help. better off buying real roses :(
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DR
Nov 27, 2012
This product offers exactly what it says it does. The "rose petals" are not real and are made of silk so, of course, they do not feel like real rose petals--they feel like silk. The scent is lovely--light and pleasant--and smells like expensive rose oils I've had. It's a fun, romantic "gesture" that is worth the price.

Advantages: Is what it says it is.
Rose oil scent is light and pleasant and smells like expensive rose oils I've had.
Fun, romantic.

Disadvantages: Not real rose petals--and doesn't claim to be!
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Ismena
Dec 9, 2012
For nearly twenty dollars you could have bought a dozen real roses and plucked the petals from them and had a much better experience. I was only ever in the mood to use these once or so, so I think i would have been more satisfied with real roses. But if you plan to re use these than it is essentially a good deal. they do have a pleasant smell to them.
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Aircraftnut
Dec 22, 2012
Ok, this gift box is pretty cheesy. But as a quick gift, it does the job. Other half mad? This will score some points. Good for a weekend getaway or a great date night. We've been married for ages and this was a fun and cute little high note. I would also suggest as an addition to a big night planned like an anniversary. Great to bring to a hotel room & toss the petals around.

Advantages: All in one

Disadvantages: Price a bit high
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