Having sex with someone for the first time is sort of like going for a swim in the Atlantic Ocean. It can be downright scary. But, you know the sooner you take the plunge the better, because after that initial shock, a cocoon of warmth quickly envelops you. Staying in that cocoon means being smart about your decisions. Below are seven moves that won’t get you laid – a second time.
1. Penis Pet Names: We totally get that you adore your penis – and you should – but telling her, “Dynamite Dave is gonna catapult you into a whole new world!” is completely unacceptable.
2. Just a Girl: Most of the time we like ladies like to be treated as your equal. But, things are very different in bed. It’s almost like another country. So just because you’re naked, does not mean you shouldn’t keep some thing s under wraps. Oh, say for instance, flatulence, ball scratching, nose picking, etc. We know you do these things. We just don’t want you to do them in front of us, especially after what we just did together.
3. Now’s Not the Time for Porn: Usually when you’re having sex with a new woman, you don’t know if Gangbangs of New York is her sort of thing. So suppress your acrobatic moves and funky fetishes until a little later in the relationship.
4. Let the Compliments Flow: Look, she’s in front of you, naked, and probably feeling a little insecure. Would it kill you to tell her how amazing her body is, even if it’s not entirely true?
5. Manscape Away: You don’t have to go all pubescent or anything, but a little trimming will score you major points. Clutching your back hair while you take her for the ride of her life is not how she envisioned things going down.
6. Constructive Criticism: Now is not the time to be brutally honest. You are not Simon Cowell. She will not take kindly to, “Hey, that thing you did with your tongue was nice and all, but you got to put a little more force behind it.” And demonstrating how your ex-girlfriend got you off will not help any. It will only make her promise to never have sex with you again, or turn her into a vindictive psycho.
7. Interrogating: She wants to enjoy the moment. She does not want to answer questions. Do not repeatedly ask, “Did you come yet?” Do not repeatedly ask, “Is it good?” You will not pass go. You will not collect $200. You will lose.
Do set the mood!
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