Ever wonder what it would be like to have some hot, hands free action? Weren’t born with a penis and want to try out some hardcore action? Or perhaps you’d like to put one end of this in your own anus, and double penetrate your partner?
However you look at it, the Share is one of the most brilliant toys to come on the market. Similar in design to the Tantus Feeldoe, it’s a softer silicone, and a bit floppier — which can be awesome if you want to try out the new position you were afraid might send your boy toy to the hospital. You can wear this in your vagina or anus, and it can be sterilized (boil it, dish-wash it, or wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution) to go back and forth…or you know, SHARE your SHARE with friends.
Enough chit chat. Fascinations is giving away a Share this week…that’s a snazzy toy worth over a hundred dollars, and you, my dear readers, could be a lucky winner!
How, you ask me? Easy!
Just comment here with a story of sex toy fail; some time that you tried something, and the dildo went projectile style across the room, or the vibrator slipped through your lubed up fingers, or mom walked in on your installing your sex swing. Whatever it is, I want to hear about it. You can post anonymously, but leave have a working email so I can contact you if you win. 18+ only please!
Deadline? I’m going on a trip so you get some extra time. Sunday April 4th at 11:59 PST is the cut off.
I can’t wait to hear your stories. Ready? Set? GO!
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Well not exactly a sex toy fail but…..I was looking for a first aid item in my mom’s linen closet! I accidently found her collection! I am not talking when I was young…I am talking like 6 months ago!!! Not the best moment! A def FAIL on my part!
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I was using a clit suction toy and was really enjoying myself. Well of course I wanted a big O so I kept pumping on the pump ready for the big O when all of a sudden the pump split open. I could not longer make it suck, I tried to put the part that split on the palm side of my hand to see if it would work, but no
. Oh and my pocket rocket had died on me a month before so I had no way to have a happy ending 
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Ok here it goes! I had a glass sex toy and i was using it in the shower. Next thing i knew i dropped it and it shattered. My mom came to the bathroom door and was wondering if i was ok! It was so funny!
Do condoms count as sex toys? Lol… because when I was 19, I dated a virgin a year younger than me at the time. He was er, well endowed to say the least. When I got him home and undressed for the first time, I realized that the standard size condoms I had were going to be too small, and tried to tell him so. Stubborn boy, he insisted that what I had would be fine… and after a several minute struggle, managed to get the condom over his stiffie. Well… of course, his penis flexed a little, like they so… and the condom exploded off his penis, went flying across the room and STUCK to the WALL!! As if I wasn’t already trying not to die laughing and scar the lad for life (it being his first time and all…) He looks at me, totally deadpan and asks “Are they supposed to do that?!”
To this day, I’ve never laughed so hard regarding sex!
Kinda a fail…funny either way. My girlfriend and I were sharing our passions in her bedroom, which is the same room the (at the time) 8 month old’s crib is in at the foot of the bed. Baby was sleeping so wee were trying to be quiet. We had just bought a Tantus flirt and were excitedly trying it out for the first time.
She had it held firmly planted in her ass and I was underneath her as she was riding me. We were being very quiet but having an incredible time. It was the first time for either of us to have both holes filled on her and we loved it…a little too much perhaps. She came very hard and when she did she let go of the butt plug while she was bearing down. It launched over the crib railing and onto the foot of the baby blanket. We were both laughing and horrified at the same time! We both jumped up and turned to the crib hoping the baby was still sleeping and grateful it landed so far away from any exposed part of her little girl. After much giggling, a new blanket for the baby, and a few minutes of afterglow we got online and found a strap she can use to hold it in without hands, and that has relieved both our minds anytime we have to have fun near a crib…lol.
Me and an ex gf (I’m a female) were trying out a sex swing, and strap on (I was wearing) for the firs time. If u dot know how to use a sex swing, like neither of us did, its disasterous, or funny as hell. Well, she was strattling, then some how, one of the chains broke. We both weight maybe 220 together. The chain hit her on the head, she fell back, ripped the dildo from the harness, fell, the other chain failed, we got tangled bad, and she had a nild concussion.. then her mom and baby sister who was 14 come in. They had a key to her apartment. Suprise visit. They learned she was gay, and can’t install sex swings.
Je mom put the swing up for her, showed her how to put it into the cielijng the right way thru supports. Epic fail.
Her mom didn’t care she was gay, in fact ended up telling her stories…. tmi.
I think mine would probably be when I tied up the boyfriend with lots and lots of rope. I was attempting to do something elaborate, but in the end, and after all of the fun play, he really had to pee, and I couldn’t manage to get the knots all undone which made him laugh, and it was all just a giant mess. Not a huge thing, but still silly.
When I was in my 20′s I had a glass dildo that I absolutely loved. I especially loved playing with him in the shower. Unfortunately, one time I had my leg up on the bathtub, pleasing myself in the shower, and my foot slipped. I fell out of the shower, taking the shower curtain, rod, and nearby towel rack with towels down with me, smacking my head a good one on the bathroom floor. In an apartment with walls as thick as rice paper, my lovely next door neighbor heard the commotion and started knocking on my door, yelling if I was ok. I answered it, soaking wet (but I had a towel!) with blood streaming down my face and she freaked out! Turns out I needed some stitches, and thankfully she didn’t find out about my little friend (who survived the mess!).
So a few years ago, my boyfriend at time and I were fooling around on the couch. He pulled out my vib and rubbing my my clit with it. Well sometihng went wrong and it malfunctioned. It shocked my clit and it hurt so bad I feel off the couch and as he tried to catch me he fell onto top of me. My foot was on the couch still and all 300lbs of him was on my leg. I ended up breaking my leg in 5 places and when I landed and he fell on top of me I broke both my wrists and 2 fingers. It was the last time I let any man play with my toys!
well me and my boyfriend tried taking it in both holes and i ended up,bleeding and we had to stop and when i went to go to the bathroom his parents walked out and asked what was wrong and i couldn’t walk striaght.
i totally think HD should win this one LOL Having mom help… that’s bloody priceless!!!!
Recently I used a strap on with my guy for the first time. It was awesome, but the next day I realized I was pumping into him so hard that I bruised my pubic bone from where my strap-on was slamming against me as I was pushing it into him.
My Fiancee was getting me all hot and bothered and he somehow had found my little stash of play toys. He had picked out my double bullet, Placing one inside of me and using one on my clit, He used it so much in torturing me and pleasing me at the same time that he had wore it out.. Thinking it was just the batteries, he replaced them and nothing, they had completely stopped working. Which I don’t know exactly what had happened but I had to finish. Finding another one of my toys he finished me off. but after he finished me off he had found out that the last toy started to malfunction, ended up zapping him and making him fall off my bed and he had almost slammed his head on one of the end tables it was priceless to see him and the toy go flying lol…
It was a rainy day in Phoenix, and I was getting a little on the stairs when the Feeldoe popped out, fell down the stairs, and before we could grab it, the puppy snatched it up and ran away to his kennel with it. Almost lost a finger trying to get it back!
My first anal toy was a set of affordable silicone anal beads that I brought home to try with my partner. He was penetrating me doggy style while the beads were in, and told me to let him know when I was close to orgasm, so he could pull them out slowly (since that was what the super helpful person at Fascinations instructed us was the proper way to use them).
As I was getting closer, he started to pull them out, but the ring on the end was pretty thin and it snapped off, leaving all of the beads inside of me. After the initial shock wore off, I started freaking out because I knew that there’s a very important reason anal toys have rings/handles/bases on them, and it’s so your body doesn’t suck the toy in and land you in the ER.
Thankfully, I was able to poop them out (yeah, I don’t know a better way to put that), and there was no harm done, and now I can laugh about it. However, I have learned to make sure all my anal toys have very sturdy bases on them.
It was one of my first toys with my now husband. We bought some vibrating nipple clamps. We get started and one of the clamps won’t work. Mind you, i’m wearing them at this point. well, he starts to mess with them, to see if he could get the one to get going and he turns the dial all the way up! new betteries and a very strong vibration going through some well secured clamps. I about jumped out of my skin. It was like he forgot I was wearing them. That was six years ago. I still bring it up, ’cause it’s funnny now. He laughs but I think he still feels bad.