Who doesn’t love vampires? From True Blood to Anne Rice, people have just a thing for the undead with sharp, shiny teeth and super-human (or non-human?) abilities. There is just something so sexy, so delightful, so raw about these sensual and sometimes dangerous creatures.
With that said, most any book or movie starring vamps is automatically a hit. I mean, look at Twilight. The books? Flying off the shelves. The movies? They have people out there waiting for midnight shows. Vampires are huge, no doubt about it.
So in honor of some of y’all’s favorite vampire, Edward, I am giving away a Tantus Vamp, a cream colored dildo that sparkles in the sunlight (you know, like a certain type of vampire we all know and love), and is encouraged to be put in the freezer to cool down and make it just the right temperature (keep in mind silicone is ok to freeze, but to cool glass, metal or ceramic, use ice water to avoid frost bite). You can have your very own vampire cock in your hot little hands…assuming, of course, that you’re not a vampire too!
How to enter?
Post a comment telling me why you think vampires are sexy. Is it the coolness of their skin? Their pale coloring? The fact that Alice is incredibly adorable and sexy? How about the fact they never need sleep? Let me know, and you can win.
Deadline: June 20th 11:59 pm (PDT).
Must be 18+. Shipping included for US/Canada. International winners must pay shipping.
I’m all ears to hear about the fang love. Perhaps a fang bang is in order? Comment away!
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To me the thing that is sexiest about vampires is the knowledge and experiences they can amass in their long lives. If you had infinite time, you could study many subjects, obtain degrees unheard of in the modern world you are living in, and experience not only different cultures through traveling, but different cultures throughout time. To speak to such a well-cultured, educated, experienced being would be a rush mentally, and I have always found intelligence very sexy.
Their gracefulness is very appealing, not to mention how they feel EVERYTHING so much more intensely.
I wasn’t terribly into vampires (Twilight = ugh) until I started watching True Blood. SO HOT. I think just the creepy factor of it all is what does it for me.
I’ve actually never had a thing for vampires, with one single exception. I’m not a fan of Twilight, I haven’t read the books nor have I had the urge to watch one of the movies. My one weakness however? Interview With the Vampire, the movie. Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise both looked delicious and I love the paleness.
I think that the vam sexiness lies in their eternal patience. They’ve had centuries to hone their sensual skills, and probably know just where to touch, what to do, to bring about ultimate sexual fulfillment. Plus I like being bitten…so…ya.
When they sink there fangs in you it’s very sexual. The pentration of the fangs into the neck, it would seem like it would be painfull yet pleasurable. So intimate.
As far as twilight series is concerned – in my opinion its hotter once Bella is a vamp, and she explains all her feelings, emotions, senses… How everything is so much more vivid, intensified. How you “have so much more room to think of more than one thing at a time”, especially with me having an attention disorder, that is something that I would just absolutely love. And yes, Alice is soo adorable! So freakin cute.
As far as True Blood is concerned, well, thats a whole ‘nother world for me. I have read the books, as well as watched the show. And let me tell you, in the books when she is describing sex with Bill, as well as with Eric, its…. OMG! The thought of being bitten by one of them is insanely hot and erotic and electrifying! Even being bitten by Pam would be incredibly hot. Being bitten would be the most sexually satisfying thing, ever. The pull for me with True Blood is the fact that the biting of the human is sexually gratifying for both parties – unlike Twilight, the biting of a human is painful for the human.
Vampires are sexy because they are immortal. I would love to be a vampire. Preferably Twilight-esque, just because i want to be able to be in the sunlight every once in a while LOL, as with True Blood Vampires its more like the myths we know – they fry in the sun LOL. Vamps are sexy in a way thats almost taboo, forbidden. And all things taboo and forbidden are always sexy and a turn on…
Ok, Imma stop rambling.. You get the picture.
Jennifer
I like how they perceive all things more intensely, touch, smell, taste, all their senses are heightened to true predator status. And of course the fact that they never seem to age or can make themselves appear to not have aged is pretty damn awesome
Vampires are a group that have always intrigued me. I actually can thank a series of books with a sexy blonde female vamp for opening my world at a younger age to the idea of seeing women as sexual creatures too. She was fierce and she was hot! And of course throughout my life other vamps have always been a turn-on…. Queen of the Damned, Dracula 2000, Lost Boys (oh Kiefer haha), and of course Twilight. There is so much to love about them, and so many reasons to want to get down with them. Their presence, their demeanour, the chills they send through you…. the SPARKLE!!!! And why wouldn’t you want to be with someone (or many) who is a vamp- they never sleep and they are the undead- you have ALL OF ETERNITY~ to rock out with their cock out. That’s why I want this toy- well that and to use with my very own Bella- seriously since before the movies and back when the books and our imaginations were all we had, we called (and still do call) each other Bella and Edward…. Im femme and she’s not so femme so it a nice role-play. So come on, give me- Edward, my manhood- just in time for the new movie!
Vampires to me are the sexiest of all creatures. Just the thought of them sucking my will to live throws me into a frenzy. The fact that they never sleep, their cool touch, their sharp teeth scraping my shaft gently but hard enuff to know they are there is upmost erotic. The black and red satin sheets, the cool side of the pillow, the evil grin……..
I am hard just writing this………….
Vampires are sexy because the commitment is forever. :]
I get the most frightening, yet absolutely thrilling excitement when I think of getting close to a vampire and never knowing if and when he (or she) will completely lose control and bite me. He holds my life in his hands and the only thing stopping him is his incredible power to fight the strongest, most natural urge to drink his literal lifeblood. A sexual encounter could be absolute pleasure or absolute pain, and it’s completely out of your control. The danger is like playing with a loaded gun.
I like that vampires are so incredibly strong, and fierce. The fact that one could hold your wrists so tight that they may snap under the pressure, or just so, that you know not to struggle. Or to be thrown effortlessly against a wall. (Maybe just a bit too hard
) And their pale cold skin contrast to their striking eyes. I love how dangerous they appear. And I’m curious as to how it would feel to touch their cold skin, feel it pressed against my warm body.
Mmm.. Vampires are sexy to me because of their eternally pale skin, their lust for blood, and not just in the way that they want to drink it–but their thirst for the beating heart of humans… what lies under our skin, what runs through our veins. They also have this intensity about them that is so fucking sexy and captivating. I just… well… you know… Heh.
I watch the TrueBlood series with my wife, we like the sexuality of the vampires, and the sex. They are caring and have feelings, whenwe do, the sex is incredible and we use our toys from Fascinations, and the addition of this to our collection would be incredible…
First of all, I would just like to state that I do not want to win this because I’m a Twilight fan. Die-hard BTVS fan though? Hells yes! Spike is, by far, the sexiest undead thing on two legs. ^_~* I love vampires (just Spike, really) because they’re dangerous. They’re predators. Strong, fast, preternatural hunters. It’s exhilarating, terrifying as well, knowing that at any second you could be dead. Adrenal glands open up, blood starts pumping faster, and yes, there is some arousal mixed in there with the scent of fear. Because there’s something wonderful about knowing just how fragile you really are. You could be like a ragdoll in their hands. A mere toy, tossed about by a careless child. Call me crazy, but I find that incredibly enticing.
Im all for the Vampire fantasy’s and that good shit but I must say, Were-animals are where its at! Im a bit Anita Blake fanatic and how the books describe sex with vampires, and sex with wereanimals is out of this world. I love how the vampires are so sensual and old century romantic , and that their bite brings extream pleasure , to the point where you become literally addicted. ( I wonder if they have clinics for that .. ” Okay, today you only get HALF a bite. . . ” ) But the way it explains the sex between the wereanimals is so much more enticing in my opinion, and im not going all jacob fanclub here, Im talking the wereleopard Nathaniel fanclub here haha ( long haired redhead wereleopard sub/dom adorable fucking Nathaniel from the Anita Blake series. ) . The idea of their monstrous strength, animalistic nature, the thought of them shifting in the middle of sex ( although apparently only other wereanimals can handle that XD humans get torn apart according to the books.. ) the danger of being with whats considered pretty much a wild animal, that just also happens to be a sexy strong long haired beast of a man that can literally just lift you up and fuck you ANYWHERE , any position , for hours ( because of their emence strength of course. Against the wall? Who needs a fucking wall! Just think about those strong werewolf or wereleopard claw like hands on each thigh holding you up with no other support for hours on end manipulating you up and down on their cock.. . ) Mmhmm, THATS What Im talkin about. Not to mention the Other verity of wereanimals. Think about sex with a Snake man! Oh what a tongue!
I’m not into the whole vampire thing but I love being carressed on the neck. That is so hot. Not too excited about being bitten but action on the neck is HOT!
I like being bitten, and have liked daydreaming that I was a Vampire since I was a kid. I guess you could say it is a fantasy that I never grew out of
What I love most about vampires, is their deep soulful stare like they can see right into your very being…gives me the shivers
I just have this big thing for pale skin and gothic themes. Mmmm.
I think what makes vampires so totally appealing to me is their ability to intrigue their human prey like a lover would do to lure in their mate sexually. They have a scent so sweet and decadent like none other you have ever smelled. Their looks take your breath away, the coldness of their skin and their ability to not age making them the most beautiful creature anyone has ever encountered. Then there is the fact that even the daintiest of vampires like Alice Cullen who are the strongest of them all! If I had to pick one of my favorites it would be Emmett Cullen! He is strong, sexy and that crooked smile draws you in at first glance, his eyes are dark like coal and the way he rides on that Jeep sends shivers down my spine! Oh the fantasies I could have about him with the Tantus Vamp!
I was comment #17, but my email added an s instead of an a. It should read montoyamom3@yahoo.com please correct
I do like the idea of having someone just as pale as I am! And knowing that they could lie with you and hold you all night while still protecting and keeping watch over you is a nice thought.
I like Vampires, because there are so many different types… There are the sparklie ones from Twilight… there are the varities from Laurelle K Hamilton, there are the classics from Anne Rice, the list goes on and on.
I like them because they are what we all wish we were:
1. Sensual
2. Faster than norm
3. Orgasmic bites
4. Drinking of your life’s essence
5. Powerful
6. Deadly
Everything all naughty girls and boys want to be.
Vampires are simply the most erotic of all creatures. Their want for human blood is like that of a nymphomaniac’s need for sex. They bite us and have an almost orgasmic reaction. For some “victims,” I’m sure the feeling might be the same! The very act of being bitten and being turned into a vampire by the penetration of their teeth into the human skin is overtly sexual; they are conceiving a new vampire in you. You are then forever connected, through bite, through blood, through breed.
Everything about vampires has a sexual connotation. Just like:
* fangs penetrating skin — sexual penetration
* sucking blood and injecting venom — exchange of sexual body fluids
* super human strength — the power of sexual energy
* sparkle-y skin/must avoid coming out during the day — conservative or suppressed perception of sex
add to those facts that:
* vampires are portrayed as VERY beautiful beings
* vampires are portrayed as very horny beings
* vampires aren’t picky. they take any sex if they want to
* ALICE IS A FREAKING SEX POT!!! LOL
so sexual undertones + sexually active beings = VAMPIRES ARE HOT!
(this is one geeky/weird post lol)
Congrats to Amanda for winning. Thanks for all of your tantalizing and skin tingling entires!
Yay! So how do I get it to me for some fun?! Do I need to pay for shipping? Please email montoyamom3@yahoo.com
I believe the fact that they are immortal and have lived and loved through all the ages. They have a huge database of knowledge about the world that most historic books couldn’t even begin to record. And a person who has loved and lost so many, would have to have developed a thick shell, but you know there is still a soft spot. The fun is in finding it and reaching out to that cold heart and infusing it with passion again. Because you know he has had many lifetimes to perfect his love-making skills.
The sexual appeal of vampires is a mix of several vamp traits. The intensity of their desire/lust is undeniably alluring. The aspect of surrendering control to a more powerful being (hypnotizing, “glammering,” etc.) is also a huge turn-on. But also the taboos of necrophilia, living in the dark, and drinking blood are highly intriguing.
Mostly, I believe we are drawn to the mixture of pleasure and pain in the vampires bite. And the implication of sharing one’s essence with another being is a highly romantic concept.