I thought I’d do a giveaway of some toys for boys, and this Bad Girl Vibrating Ass toy from Pipedream Extreme is a great way to get started.
It’s soft, fun, vibrating, and it’s a easy way to feel good whether by yourself, or with your partner giving you a little bit of an extra hand. It actually (like the Fleshlight) kind of makes me wish I had a penis, so I could give it a try myself. Sadly, this isn’t the case, and so, I pass this brilliant toy on to you.
How can you get it? Just comment below with your favorite phrase for getting it on (you know; knocking boots, the mattress mambo, etc) by July 15th at 11:59pm PDT. Must be 18+ to enter/win. Free shipping to US/Canada, international entries may still win, but must pay their own shipping.
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“Fuck me from behind!” , My former girlfriend allways said to me after she had an Orgasm, she wanted to cum first then liked the feeling of me fucking her from behind. Said she couldnt cum that way but loved how it felt.
My boyfriend and I will be talking about something totally not sex related, such as 2+2=4 and he will randomly look at me with this grin on his face and reply “Is that code?”
When my wife and I first started dating, we had roommates to avoid, so we started out by going to play games together in common areas o our dorms. Eventually we started to have sex, but she would ask if I “wanted to play cards” when she was looking for a booty call – we still use the term sometimes, in front of the kids.
We call it going to the opera, because he makes me sing, and I make him cry….
Taking a pun from the famous Nintendo game “Mario”, we like to get “1 up” all the time. Lol
“Bumpin uglies”
LOl we have kids so…”discussing the allowance” gets us a few mins of privacy….
So my favorite is when my girlfriend says to me, “Are you ready for me to play Pacman with your joystick, Atari boy?!” hehe ;~P
I want to get in that hot oven!! and I love those Yams…Lol.. (this is what my ex used to tell me)
Let me knock them boots!