Last week, I suggested some gifts for people on Santa’s nice list, which were some awesome ideas to help inspire romance in your relationship. While we all like to be on Santa’s good list, those of us at Fascinations also like to get put on Santa’s naughty list from time to time. If you and your partner like to spice up your Christmas gifts to each other, or if you want to spoil your partner with some fun accessories for the bedroom over the holidays, this list is for you. Sometimes it’s OK to be bad if it means getting (or giving) one of the items on this list.
Couple’s Toys
Nothing says, “this Christmas I totally want to do you” than gifting your partner a toy you can use together. If you want to go the simple route (or are putting together a gift with a lot of little things), the Lingo and Screaming O are disposable vibrating rings. The Lingo goes over the tongue to add some stimulation to oral sex, and the Screaming O ring sits at the base of a penis or toy, for some added stimulation during intercourse. If you know your partner likes couple’s toys, and you want a toy you can use more than once, the Sexual Exciters vibrating cock rings have multiple speeds and multiple textures to send your honey to heaven. If you want durability, but aren’t into cords to constrain you (like the Sexual Exciters have), the We-Vibe 2 and We-Vibe 3 will be sure to stimulate both of you, and Lelo’s Tor and Oden give you the settings of the Sexual Exciters without the cords or batteries.
Whips and Chains
Whether you’re into bondage, or have just talked about trying it, if you want your honey to tie you up for the holidays some soft wrist restraints or bondage rope might be the perfect thing. Of course, it’s no fun to tie someone up without teasing them a little bit, so a simple feather tickler and a blindfold are always nice accessories to include with restraints. If you or your partner was VERY naughty this year, Santa might instead choose to bring them a crop or paddle so they can get that well-deserved spanking. Or if bondage and spanking are a little too plain for your tastes, you can add a ball gag, nipple clamps, or a Neon Wand. The holidays are a time to surprise your partner, so getting items that help you explore the fantasies you’ve only talked about can be a great gift.
That Toy They Couldn’t Justify Spending Money on
In this economy, it often seems like a luxury to be able to purchase that perfect sex toy, so a lot of people put toys by Lelo, Jimmy Jane, We-Vibe, or Fun Factory on their wishlists, but choose lower-quality alternatives until they can save up for the vibrator they really want. The holidays are a time to spoil your partner by getting them things they would never indulge in on their own. Find out what their ideal toy is, then surprise them with it, or if you know they’re toys keep shorting out, breaking, or burning out, invest in a toy that charges and has a warranty. This will show you care about their sexual pleasure, and don’t mind spending a little extra to get them something good.
Anything by Liberator
Liberator makes exceptional position furniture that helps with G-Spot stimulation, deeper penetration, reduces the risk of fatigue, and is perfect for people who are pregnant, have a physical disability, or really like that specific position, but can’t stay in it for thirty minutes. All of their products are made with memory foam, have two layers of liquid-proof fabric (in case of that accidental lube spill), and come in different shapes for different people. The traditional Ramp (which fits nicely with the Wedge) is a good first-time Liberator gift, or the newer Flip-Ramp is a good versatile, gift. Fascinations also just started carrying the Fascinator Throes, which are soft throes that cover your whole bed and absorb any liquid you might get on them. At the end of a naughty night, you can just throw them to the side of your bed, climb into totally dry sheets, and put them in the laundry/wash the next day.
A Sex Swing
If you and your partner have tried out position furniture, vibrators, couples toys and handcuffs, but want to take it up a notch, a Sex Swing might be the perfect thing. Sex Swings are made to be attached to a weight-bearing beam in your ceiling (or you can get the Universal Sex Swing Stand to hang it from). Sex swings enable one of you to float weightlessly in the air while your partner finds creative positions to use with you. If you’re bored with sex in your bed, putting a sex swing in your room can help add variety, and if you don’t always like having the weight of your partner on top of you, a sex swing will help you find some ways to get into the same positions without having to worry about smashing each other.
While it’s fun to get nice gifts from Santa during the holidays, naughty gifts can be way more exciting to give (and receive!) and can lead to some crazy nights. Fascinations carries a wide array of naughty and nice gifts to give your partner this holiday season to show them you care about them, and to get them in the mood.
